Guide To Creating The Stereotypical
A step by step instruction guide to decorating your dorm room or
university apt. just like every other student before you.
For The Stereotypical College Apartment
you’re heading off to college and you’re tired of trying to be unique?
here’s your step by step guide to decorating your apartment just like
every other student past and present.
tailor this list to accommodate the cultural and socio-economic
differences in your area. Have fun, and be sure to take as many pictures
as possible so you can remember what an idiot you were in college.
Assorted bottles filled with highlighter
fluid. Bottles with an interesting story attached to the night they were
consumed are best. Choose the backlighting of your choice.
Any of several gaming devices including: dart
board, pool table, foosball table, old arcade games, etc etc.
The most varied and eclectic collection of old
couches that you can find. Don’t worry about stains or pet odors; you
can always toss an old comforter over the whole thing.
Street signs: “No Dumping Allowed” on the bathroom
door, “Speed Humps” on the bedroom door. If you didn’t snatch them
yourself then just make up a funny story. You’ll believe it yourself
after you tell it a hundred times.
Neon signs, cheap posters, black light
art….whatever random junk you can find.
Mini dorm fridge filled with beverages for placing
next to your stained couches.
Several gaming consoles ranging from antique to
cutting edge. (The best way to waste your parents money!)
Random cups and glasses to stock your cabinets.
Buying a set of generic glasses is boring. Variety is the spice of life
baby. Sometimes I’m in the mood to drink out of an 8oz Garfield glass
from my childhood, while other times I crave a 64oz cup shaped like a
Empty aluminum beverage shells to book end your
entertainment center is a nice touch. Try to hose them off so your place
doesn’t get that putrid old Elmer’s glue smell.
An overly large TV and/or stereo system that
doesn’t quite fit into your crappy apartment rounds off the décor.
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